Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt (Fliy̼ /tinˈsəptʊt/ [buttocks; ass] [trip; tour]) is a subtropical Town located in the Màvēvāv Region of the Tetbur Commune.

The name Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt is derived from the Tauric language, as Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt was founded by Glëka Griffiths, who was culturaly Tauric.

Climate

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt has a yearly average temperature of 32°C (89°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a blistering 35°C (95°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a warm 29°C (84°F). Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt receives an average of 265 cm/y (104 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt covers an area of nearly 4 km² (1 mi²), and an average elevation of 552 m (1811 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt was founded durring the early 17th century in early summer of the year 1614, by Glëka Griffiths. The establishment of Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Glëka Griffiths electing to pay people to resettle in Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt was built using the conventions of Tauric durring the early 17th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt is was constructed arround several restrictive cobblestone mainstreets which cross one another at certain axies, with smaller streets branching off of them to premit acess to the many buildings deeper into the road network. The overall fashion is remenessent of a circulatory system, or other organic construct, and is quite effishent in its design. The town is the proud owner of a properly designed set of renforced walls made from mighty querried stone blocks. Their construction and material choices would make a dwarf weap with joy, for each and every part of the elaborate fortifications are purly functional and robust well byond reason. Even nonexperts can tell the walls are an excelent defencive structure. Unfortuantly, these exceptionaly well made fortifications are in extreem disrepair, so much so that one cannot tell if they are decaying from a lack of mantance or damage incured.

Right off the bat Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt hits you in the face with its success. Everyone, even the peasants, are dressed in well made clothing. Every tool and implement you can see is finely made, and people will boast to you as obvious strangers of the wonders which can be found in their markets. More interestingly is a total lack of beggars, and plenty of new buildings are going up even as you speak. Somehow this town has come into quite a lot of wealth, and recently from the looks of things.

Civic Infrastructure

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cultural Notes

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt is led by one or more incompetents. While they must have been very good at something to have acquired the position, they are fundamentally incapable of leading. Uncontrolled passions or lusts, commitment to a hopelessly impractical ideal, pigheaded obstinacy in the face of failure, a total lack of charisma or interpersonal skills, or profound laziness might all unfit them for their post.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used embraces individualism and experimentation. It emerged as a movement against traditional, classical styles and sought to make buildings dynamic and fun while breaking the rules. The style incorporated elements of previous architectural styles in exaggerated and whimsical ways. Traditional, conservative leanings were void in this era, with most scholars of architecture agreeing it was a time of “anything goes.”.

=In Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt when drawing, it's impossible to draw an imperfect circle.

The Udaeus near Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt are known to be more aggressive than normal.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves ritual combat to channel Charm energies of tier 2 via speaking in tongues.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt Census Data: Year 2000

360 of Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 24 work in Agriculture
• 77 work as Craftsmen
• 28 work as Merchants
• 59 work as Service Workers
• 35 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 52 work as Civil Servants
• 35 work in Cottage Industries
• 19 work as Artists
• 19 work in Produce Industries

730 of Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 94 (8%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Due to a magical anomaly, Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt is directly accessible from a nearby river, despite the lack of a physical connection between the town's pond and the river.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of killed a tyrannical who had controlled Kèr Fliy̼tinsàptùt for years. A small order of knights was founded in 's honor, and bears his name to this day.

History